Arr, so if ye want t' be havin' some fun, mateys, show yer colors an' let yer hearty seafarin' lingo roll off yer tongue, ya scalawags! What!? You don't know how? Well, swabbies, here`s a starter fer ye: this web site will "translate" what ye type into buccanneer-speak.
And should ye scurvy dogs think ye be havin' too much fun, ye can stroll into t' library and cast yer eyes on a few pirate books - or pick up a copy of Gilbert & Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance, (...Hurrah for the Pirate King!") to enjoy at home. Welcome aboard, mates! Stroll around an' let us know what ye think.